What if some of our top politicians including PM Modi made these new year resolutions?

What if some of our top politicians including PM Modi made these new year resolutions?
What if some of our top politicians including PM Modi made these new year resolutions?
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The News Minute | December 31, 2014 | 10.56 pm ISTWe have bid adieu to 2014 and are welcoming 2015 with a lot of ​hope. Many of us have taken new resolutions for 2015. Here are the resolutions that our politicians are going to take. Prime Minister Modi - After being elected as the Prime Minister I have been accused of spending more time abroad than in my country. Let not 7 Race Course Road miss me. I resolve that I will spend more time in India.Smriti Irani - I think I have made enough headlines in 2014, mostly for the wrong reasons. Why don't I leave India for sometime and go for a US tour? I might as well get that Yale degree too. Subramanian Swamy - People have made a parody account of mine and have made a mockery of my tweets, I have had enough. Zuckerberg, I will sue you, and in the meantime I will show you how it is feels. I resolve that I will make a parody account of Mark Zuckerberg. PTs start tweeting..Arvind Kejriwal - People mocked at me for my muffler but I made good of it on Twitter. #MufflerMan trended for a week on Twitter. But this muffler doesn't save me from the eggs that few are throwing on me. I resolve to give away my famous muffler and adopt a helmet. I will trend #HelmetMan now.Rahul Gandhi – Mom, now that you are not in power, I feel handicapped. The current government has taken to ordinances and I am reminded of my superb stage performance. How can I tear apart these ordinances now? I resolve that I will work hard, … eh!!! Forget it! J. Jayalalithaa - As a Chief Minister the schemes in my name were such a big hit. Amma canteen, Amma water, Amma salt, Amma cement, and so on. I resolve that in 2015 I will launch one more item under the Amma label - Beer! People, drink and vote for your Amma in 2016.M. Karunanidhi - I have not been able to do much sitting at home. That lady is everywhere in the state. I feel sidelined. I resolve that I will attend all the assembly sessions in 2015.KCR - My statement that I will bury few journalists did not go down well. I also made the police detain a journalist who did not write in my favour. I see that I am not able to control my temper. I resolve that I will visit Baba Ramdev and learn alom-vilom from him. TweetFollow @thenewsminute

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