When Arnold Schwarzenegger said Aiyyo to Amma
When Arnold Schwarzenegger said Aiyyo to Amma

When Arnold Schwarzenegger said Aiyyo to Amma

The News Minute | September 15, 2014 | 6.40 pm IST(Satire)We were there, god promise. And this is how the conversation went. Amma – Welcome to India, welcome to Tamil Nadu.Terminator – Gee thanks Jaya. Great place you have here. Great beach, amazing food and love your posters in the city. Made notes for my campaign.Amma – Would you like some Amma idlis?Terminator – Yeah sure, with gunpowder. Isn’t that what you guys call it down here?Amma – Would you like some Amma tea?Terminator – Tea? Sure, coffee keeps me awake – jet lag and all that. What’s that you’re wearing? A sarong?Amma – It is called a sari. Would you like one?Terminator – Nah, what would I do with it. Plus there’s a limit on baggage allowance.Amma – Why did you cheat on your wife? Terminator – How do you know?Amma – There is nothing I don’t know. Answer my question.Terminator – Well, you know how it is actors, politicians…Amma – No. I do not know what you are talking about. I also know that you are a coward.Terminator – Now, now, you are going too far - where did you get that from?Amma – I am well informed. When the American GIs wanted you to visit them during the Gulf war you were scared to go. On screen you are a hero, but in real life you are a zero. A cipher as we say down south here. Terminator – AiyooAmma – That’s the first smart thing you have said. Our meeting is over. You may now leave. I have asked my office to pack some gunpowder for you.

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