Recently, ISIS top leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi made a call to Muslims around the world to join Daesh, and it was turned down with the most genuine (read as hilarious) excuses on Twitter.
This must have hurt especially after ISIS also lost ground in Iraq. It was reported that Iraqi ground forces swiped out ISIS out of the city of Ramadi which was considered a ISIS stronghold.
In an audio tape, the IS leader had reportedly spoken about how war on the ISIS is a war on Islam and Muslims and said that the global opposition against them was a sign about them being right.
Soon after Iyad El-Baghdadi, an activist during the Arab Spring translated the messages, and replies started pouring in.
Some said they were keen to fight but their love for watching football came in between. While some were bothered about their strict parents and coming home in time. For some missing their favourite TV series or movie wasn’t worth it. Some had even better reasons.
@iyad_elbaghdadi Are you mad bro? Match of the day's on, utd lost city won. Maybe next week..
— Unredacted Blue (@quagmireisablue) December 26, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi My dad said I have to be home by 8pm. Will we be done by then?
— Guidance of God (@guidanceofgod) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I wanna wait until April and find out what happened to Jon Snow
— Hind Al-Sulaiti (@hsulaiti) December 27, 2015
I've got Star Wars on Sunday. Maybe later. https://t.co/UQ71PkUi4j
— Saadat Ali Zia (@my69cents) December 26, 2015
Sorry #ISIS. This Muslim is just waking up. Needs coffee. Also, it's Christmas weekend family time. Run along now. https://t.co/gUODLPdDy6
— Salman Anees Soz (@SalmanSoz) December 26, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi sorry, I'm washing my hair
— falafelandchips (@falafelandchips) December 26, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi gotta do the dishes bruv
— RasheedAB (@RasheedAB) December 26, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi sorry, but I can't trust a group that uses a deflating football and Arabic comic sans as their logo
— 1000 Revolutions (@Thousandrevs) December 26, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I've eaten so much Turkey that I couldn't rise from my chair. Maybe February?
— Steve C (@SteveSteveblog) December 26, 2015