'Get married', and other reactions to news of Messi's retirement

As Lionel Messi announced a shock retirement from international football this morning, a number of tweets tumbled out some humorous reactions on twitter. 

Here is how Indians  reacted to the big news.

Breaking : Arnab Goswami demands explanation from Argentina players who've all retired today. pic.twitter.com/mr12Xj037s

— Aayush (@slicesofIife) June 27, 2016

You just got to keep doing what you can as long as you can without letting the results bother you.

Messi needs a Geeta path.

— Naveen (@MainBhiNaAmo) June 27, 2016

Indian mothers will now be like, "ab toh messi bhi retire ho gaya, kab shaadi karega!!".

— Billoo (@MohitParmarr) June 27, 2016

Messi... Made his haters happy again... Man is a genius

— Reema (@lady_naarad) June 27, 2016

Messi messed up #GameOfThrones finale.

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) June 27, 2016

Messi is unique in that he left before Swamy launched a movement for his resignation

— greatbong (@greatbong) June 27, 2016