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The News Minute| July 10, 2014| 04:45 pm IST Q. Who is happiest about the Union Budget 2014?A. Tony Stark Tony Stark applauds Rs. 200 crore budgetary support for giant statue of India's Iron Man, Sardar Patel — The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) July 10, 2014 Q. Who is happy about there not being an amusement tax?A. Times Now Jaitley did not introduce an amusement tax. Times Now is relieved. — Madhavan Narayanan (@madversity) July 10, 2014 Q. So, who is funding the government’s 101 projects?A. Simple, the chain-smokers. #Budget2014 I think it's best that I continue smoking for the good of the nation. — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 10, 2014 (Someday, we hope, that these will go down in FAQs about the budget.) These are some of the jokes doing the rounds on Twitter. Like one tweeter put it, they should appoint Twitter as the Leader of Opposition. Nowhere else is opposition voiced through such mirth.  Take a look at some more! #Budget2014 I propose that Arun Jaitley set aside a sum of Rs. 100 crores for a mega event in which he can announce all his 100cr schemes. — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 10, 2014 Arun Jaitley: "I allocate 100 crores for the 'Noise over News' Yojana, to promote integrity in journalism" (via @ajayendar) — The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) July 10, 2014 Was almost expecting Income Tax exemption limit also to be 100 crores :P — The UnReal Times (@TheUnRealTimes) July 10, 2014 #Budget2014 5 more IITs. 5 more IIMs. In a few years India is going to be flooded with er... best-selling writers. — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 10, 2014 #Budget2014 5-minute break in proceedings. After which we'll have the second half. Then some extra time. And finally penalties. — Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 10, 2014

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