How to rant if you are 'sitting behind the worst person in the world' on a flight
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The News Minute | September 30, 2014 | 05:10 pm IST
While traveling, what can be more annoying than a a co-passenger who is annoying? So annoying that you can't sleep, read, watch a movie or divert your attention anywhere else because, being on a plane restricts your movements to a certain extent. So annoying that you have no option but to listen to the rant of your annoying, and also drunken, fellow passenger. Perhaps you could live-tweet, like this woman did.
Ryan Case, the editor of Modern Family, an American Television sitcom, was on a flight on the evening of September 29, 'sitting behind the worst person in the world' known as 'Nadia'.
According to Buzz Feed, Case claimed she was aboard American Airlines Flight 185 from New York’s JFK airport to LAX (Los Angeles International Airport).
The Emmy-Award winning editor took to Twitter and shot a series of tweets expressing her displeasure at Nadia-who-just-wouldn't-stop-talking's behaviour. The tweets make for one entertaining read.
Sitting behind the worst person in the world.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She was watching Hawaii 5.0 so loudly in her earphones that her seat mate asked her to turn it down. Worst move he ever made.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She apologized in the loudest, drunkest voice ever "SORRY ITS MY 1ST TIME NOT IN 1ST CLASS" & hasn't stopped talking since.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I want to use mind control to make the flight attendant put tranquilizers in the double rum & coke she just ordered.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She keeps saying "I know David Guetta" in a prideful way.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I'm tweeting this so one of you will fund my defense team at my eventual murder trial.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
You guys, she goes to Vegas all the time and her table is always next to the DJ.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
After saying "MY ARAB FRIENDS" so many times she slurred "is that SO racist?" then kept on saying it
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She missed her intended flight and ended up here. She has a window seat and I'm in a middle. The universe has wronged me.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She invited herself on her seat mate's Vegas trip.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
It baffles her that her seat mate doesn't drink. She's GRILLING him about it and sloshing her drink at him and I think trying to bone him
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
"I feel like in Dubai every car I sat in is a Range Rover." - this girl
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She said "I have a very racist view of all Middle East." She's talking to a middle Eastern man, also mocking his accent.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
After awkward silence following a particularly racist comment miraculously came, "anyways am I talking your ear off?" & trying to bone again
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She keeps trying to take his photo & claims he looks just like her friend who's GORGEOUS.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
97th time she's asked "YOU DONT DRINK DO YOU?!"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I refuse to believe this girl has any friends.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's throwing business cards at him.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
"Oh those are my Tom Fords."
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She thought she lost her shoes then whooped loudly when she found them as if they weren't 6 inches in front of her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just went to the bathroom. My greatest hope is she passes out in there for the duration of the flight.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I forgot the joy of silence there for a while.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I can hear her trying to beg the flight attendant in back for something, undoubtedly world peace. I'm kidding it's vodka.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Fantasizing about the part in the movie Airplane! where passengers lined up with weapons. She's back.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just returned with beer and made her seat mates listen to a toast. She calls them "buddy" now.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
During her time in the bathroom, she forgot if her seat mate drinks or not. Again.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She asked if he's ever been to Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She said to him "ill take you. We can never be together but we'll be good friends." He has to be distraught.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Her Hawaii 5.0 is back on. May it lull her into the deepest sleep a train wreck has ever known.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Now she's cackling and clapping at The Mysteries of Laura.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's taken control of her seat mate's TV and is making him watch The Mysteries of Laura.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's listing all the things she wouldn't be allowed to do in her seat mate's country. She should go there if the list includes speaking.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She is taking 20 minutes to pay for her new drink. The flight attendant may rob me of the joy of this murder.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's pointing stuff out to seat mate on the interactive map. "The only thing good here is Vegas."
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
You guys she just slipped up and revealed she's been married before and is freaking out now in the aftermath.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Someone married her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just kissed his neck twice. Look out.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The guy in front of her just shouted at her. He's a true hero.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The couple in front of her are shouting at her. She's slurring "what is first class? I've never been on it."
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She called this guy's wife classless and "to shut the F up"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She called his wife a bitch. I don't think I'll have to kill her.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
"This is what the F happens when you don't fly first class." she shrieked.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The flight attendant is confronting her abt several complaints made about her and says if she has another incident she's calling authorities
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's been asked to stop speaking
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Her response was "they're not on my level anyway"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Then she muttered "bitch" and it's getting very real
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She just got yelled at so publicly.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's incapable of being quiet, like a toddler but not cute.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's confronting the people in front of her again with many "shut the F ups". I can't wait to see her in cuffs.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Police are meeting the aircraft.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
"I'm not allowed to talk any more." she talked.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I'm starting to think Abdul won't marry her!
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
We land soon and I hope I can get a pic of her in cuffs to end this saga.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I think she's passed out on Abdul.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
We've landed. She confirmed with Abdul that he has her digits. Don't hold your breath, Nadia. Her name is Nadia.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
She's trying to use her phone but she's so wasted she doesn't realize the flashlight is on.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
God only knows what she's texting her "friends"
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
A police car just pulled up.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Loud phone call. Surprising. pic.twitter.com/WzoK0ApyDy
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
4 cops are with her now. 🙌
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
The amount of empty Titos vodka bottles under her seat was CHILLING.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Abdul sits at baggage claim, naked and afraid, looking over his shoulder constantly. LOL
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
I saw her kiss you, bro. To be fair though he RAN ASAP.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
Not to be too Nadia about this, but I wish Abdul could have a stiff drink right about now.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
On September 30, Case again tweeted saying,
Traveling can be awful/funny for me. I love a good train wreck! http://t.co/pc4oHp2SjF
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
If you think I had it bad, Nadia claims she flies to Dubai frequently.
— Ryan Case (@film114) September 29, 2014
This is a picture of 'Nadia' after the whole incident, tweeted by another passenger in the flight.
“@film114: We land soon and I hope I can get a pic of her in cuffs to end this saga.†Nop! She even got a nice escort pic.twitter.com/TjAG0ttzxn
— Alba Giselle Reyes (@AlbaGiselleReye) September 29, 2014
In case you have doubts that 'Nadia' after all may not be a real person, Case told Buzz Feed that her tweets are genuine and that “[I have] no idea how I’d make her up.â€