An app that tells if you are a moral goon or not

The News Minute | January 11, 2014 | 9.00 am IST Are you a culturally secure person, who doesn’t know what to make of the modern world which has changed terribly fast around you?So much so, that you start to wonder what it is youngsters are doing these days? Boys and girls hugging each other in public (kissing also, shantam-paapam!!) but still “just friends”, boys kissing boys, girls kissing girls, and they are all happy and gay.But you just don’t get it, do you?Wanna do something about it?About time.In a post-modern world shorn of grand narratives, an app developer somewhere has actually developed what could one day be a standardized test: “The Moral Gunda Scale”.Its really simple. All you have to do is get a smart phone first. Then download the android app Sadachara Meter and answer 10 questions, and the app will calculate and tell you whether or not you are a “Moral Gunda”.If the app finds that you  are not a moral goon, it displays, you are a human beingTo help you understand, here are some sample questions:Do you believe in culture and tradition which overrules the time?How will you react when you a person visits a lady at midnight , who stays alone in your next door?Is women’s dressing style is responsible for the increasing rates of rape cases?What will you do if you see a couple been questioned by a group of people?Take the test, find out if you are a human being, a moral gunda, or a half-moral gunda-half-human person.Yenjaay!!If app finds that you are a moral goon, it displays, you are a real moral goonTo  find out who you are, can try out the app Sadachara MeterTweet